Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CreeperCrazeParty!

    CreeperCrazeParty!
    Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Border Control

    Blocky Border Control
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Switch Kids Craft Land

    Switch Kids Craft Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

    not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 235 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Hack Bacteria Attack!

    Hack Bacteria Attack!
    Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Mines Excavated: 4026
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

    What we got to offer!

    Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

    Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2470 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

    Crafty Denial Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

    So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81
    Crops Grown: 5968 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

    DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 890

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 15

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

    ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP
    This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Star Shards Collected: 272
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyTruths

    CraftyTruths
    What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BankruptCraft

    BankruptCraft
    Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4264 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Girl Power Zone

    Girl Power Zone
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7500
    Farms Harvested: 425 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Soul Soicety

    Soul Soicety

    Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

    Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

    Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Villages Defended: 15
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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