Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	4374
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	148627	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	258
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crops Grown:	2337
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3727

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

Gun Violence StudyCraft

depression, exposure, gun, Gun Violence, gun violence impact, gun violence study, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental health services, mental health utilization, psychological effects, public health, research, risk factors, societal impact, study, StudyCraft, Suicide risk, Trauma, U.S. adults, violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4368
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

join our epic minecraft server and escape the gun violence madness of the real world! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from evil creepers instead of evil people!

our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!

come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!

Gura’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, adorable, Anime, cute, cute shark, Enchanted, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, gawr gura, gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Japan, Kawaii, Livestreamer, Realm, shark, shark girl, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber girl

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	5179	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchantments Applied:	185	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because Gura is cute AF on here. I’m talking next level cuteness that will make your heart explode into a million pieces. Plus, the mobs are all dressed up in adorable outfits, like little fashionistas running around. It’s like a kawaii dream come true, man. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and experience the cuteness overload for yourself!

EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition

border, borders, Diplomacy, donald trump, Edition, EU, European countries, european union, foreign policy, France, France-US relations, global affairs, Government, immigration, international relations, Leaders, Patrol, Politics, sovereign borders, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever.

World of Madness 1.21

anxiety, Chaos, coping mechanisms, coping with uncertainty, current events, Despair, emotional turmoil, future planning, Global Issues, hopelessness, Insanity, madness, mental health, OVERWHELMING, psychological distress, societal breakdown, societal collapse, societal unrest, stress, uncertainty, world, world events

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo, bro, forget about the real world craziness and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. It’s a whole new level of insanity that will make you question if reality is just a simulation gone wrong. Trust me, you won’t find a more messed up and chaotic place to escape to. So ditch the depressing future and come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us!

CubicleCraft Minecraft Server

adhd, anxiety, Boss, breaks, Communication, Coworkers, CubicleCraft, Illness, job performance, mental health, mental health prioritization, Minecraft, overwhelm, ptsd, Schedule, selfish, Server, team player, Trauma, understaffing, unrealistic expectations, work challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ores Mined:	2985	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of players, even those struggling with trauma and mental health issues! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and pixelated therapy sessions.

Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.

Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.

So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!

StepmomSlayaCraft

Blame, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, custody, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Father, Mother, Phobia, relationship, Spiders, step siblings, stepmom, StepmomSlayaCraft, Support, Therapy, vacation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7926	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	461	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any pesky spiders crawling around (unless you want them to, we don’t judge)! Our server is spider-free and full of endless possibilities for you to explore.

Forget about family drama and stepmother issues, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No one will call you a spoiled little b word here, unless you want them to in a friendly banter kind of way!

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or drama. Who needs a beach house with insects when you can have a virtual paradise with unlimited potential? Let’s block and roll!

NightShiftNinja – Minecraft SMP

career opportunities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, night life, night owl, Night shift, night shift advantages, night shift challenges, night shift lifestyle, night shift routine, night shift tips, night shift work-life balance, night shift workers, NightShiftNinja, Perks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule, smp, unconventional schedule, unique experiences, work benefits, work-life balance

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats, that’s basically what this server is like.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.

But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.

CreepyCraft: True Tales & Terrors

BIZARRE, creepy, creepy encounters, creepy incidents, creepy stories, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, horror stories, Macabre, NSFW, Paranormal, precautions, real life horror, Scary, spine-chilling, Supernatural, Tales, Terrifying, Terrors, True, unexplained, unsettling

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with creepy horror stories that are actually true! From haunted mineshafts to cursed villages, you’ll never know what spooky adventure awaits around every corner. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things might get a little too creepy for comfort. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a bone-chilling experience like no other!

What is the IP for Typical Gamer Minecraft Server?

#gamer, Minecraft, Server, Typical

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9947
Divine Spears Created:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Typical Gamer is a popular Canadian YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his gaming content. He creates videos and live streams of himself playing a variety of video games, particularly popular titles such as Fortnite, GTA V, and Red Dead Redemption 2. With over 10 million subscribers on YouTube and a large following on Twitch, Typical Gamer has become a prominent figure in the gaming community.