Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1185
Ores Mined:	5348	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	99	Crops Grown:	3750
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	31
Players Killed by Monsters:	616	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gods Slained:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6389
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Votes:	9196
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	4748	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9334	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
New Chunks Explored:	367642	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mines Excavated:	1547
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5728	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	7749
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Star Shards Collected:	70	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	242	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

Players:	102/800	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Items Found:	1352
Ores Mined:	3082	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2