Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7617

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	145	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Items Found:	3663
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7091	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net