Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

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BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Animals Bred:	200

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	706

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1528	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3087
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Animals Bred:	99
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6864	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3126	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4888	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5259
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magic Items Found:	3866	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	636	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live