Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Buildings Constructed:	48
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1220
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	62
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5085	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	87
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	8145
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Enchantments Applied:	237	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org