Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	958
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Farms Harvested:	271	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
New Chunks Explored:	246112	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Animals Bred:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	278	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7295

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

play.terramc.io

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

cosmicx.net

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

oneplanet.ender-zone.com

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ores Mined:	9759	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

playteawbeta.apexmc.co:25726

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5045
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

mc.forestsurvival.co.uk

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

mc.emeraldearth.us

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

buildersforge.mcserver.us

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
New Chunks Explored:	918543	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

wafflesonne.com