Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	165618	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	7273
Dragons Tamed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ores Mined:	6690	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	9

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6794	Farms Harvested:	900
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	8118
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Items Found:	7473	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	262
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Star Shards Collected:	229	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Emeralds Found:	5709
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org