Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8243
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8494	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9038
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	302141	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Farms Harvested:	249	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Falling into the Void:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Void Gems Collected:	35	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	6118	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Votes:	9455
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8682
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8012	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	145	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Farms Harvested:	628	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net