Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Potions Brewed:	199
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Items Found:	5316

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	264	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magic Items Found:	2249
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1694	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8713	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3389

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Animals Bred:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	775350	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	875

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	200	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Items Found:	6563
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Animals Bred:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	173
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	796	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org