Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1695	Enchantments Applied:	200
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Animals Bred:	62	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	New Chunks Explored:	850065
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Votes:	914	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Divine Spears Created:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	4892

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	460	Potions Brewed:	107

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7493	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Buildings Constructed:	22
New Chunks Explored:	434099	Void Armor Forged:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	133
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Votes:	7857	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	246474
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com