BirdsDontYellCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SecondJobSteve’sServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2009	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LottoLlamaCraft

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Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5404	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyCravings

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TaurusMissileMadness

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so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5742	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Emeralds Found:	3951
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1371	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Postgame Life 25

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are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2