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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5879 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 271 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, we have the cure for bird flu in unpasteurized milk. Yeah, you heard me right. Our milking equipment is so high tech that it can, like, totally kill the virus in just one hour. So, like, come join us and drink all the milk you want without worrying about getting sick. Plus, our cows are, like, super friendly and will totally give you free hugs. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join us now and save the world, one glass of milk at a time!
