BirdFluMilkVirusCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Love Letters Sent:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	119232
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchantments Applied:	264	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1293	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Animals Bred:	52
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Star Shards Collected:	144
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Potions Brewed:	36

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Potions Brewed:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1244	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Votes:	458

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Items Found:	2590	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mines Excavated:	2620	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
New Chunks Explored:	646058	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7