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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2373 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, we have the cure for bird flu in unpasteurized milk. Yeah, you heard me right. Our milking equipment is so high tech that it can, like, totally kill the virus in just one hour. So, like, come join us and drink all the milk you want without worrying about getting sick. Plus, our cows are, like, super friendly and will totally give you free hugs. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join us now and save the world, one glass of milk at a time!
