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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 4205 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
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