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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 411 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 167 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 402307 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
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