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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 1306 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 169 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 5790 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 4093 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
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Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!