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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5994 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 174 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3422 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
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Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!