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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8018 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 22 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
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Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!