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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7396 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 7790 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
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