BileCraft: Russian Nukes & Western Woes

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like Russia going all nuclear in a UN speech, but in a hilarious way, ya know? Picture this: Putin himself is on the server, building a giant statue of himself out of diamonds and obsidian. And then he starts roasting the West in the chat, calling them all noobs and challenging them to a PvP battle. It’s pure chaos, but in a totally awesome way.

But wait, there’s more! Kim Jong-un shows up out of nowhere, riding a creeper like it’s his trusty steed. He’s got a whole army of zombie pigmen following him around, ready to take on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker full of treasure and traps that only the bravest players can uncover.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a UN speech from Russia, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	5000
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Emeralds Found:	845	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6980	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	232
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2406	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2771
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2091	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2644	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.