BileCraft: Russian Nukes & Western Woes

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like Russia going all nuclear in a UN speech, but in a hilarious way, ya know? Picture this: Putin himself is on the server, building a giant statue of himself out of diamonds and obsidian. And then he starts roasting the West in the chat, calling them all noobs and challenging them to a PvP battle. It’s pure chaos, but in a totally awesome way.

But wait, there’s more! Kim Jong-un shows up out of nowhere, riding a creeper like it’s his trusty steed. He’s got a whole army of zombie pigmen following him around, ready to take on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker full of treasure and traps that only the bravest players can uncover.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a UN speech from Russia, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5402	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kragmc

Survival

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	New Chunks Explored:	486647
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	3696	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	95	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	983

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Void Armor Forged:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	183	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1192	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	3909
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.