BileCraft: Russian Nukes & Western Woes

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like Russia going all nuclear in a UN speech, but in a hilarious way, ya know? Picture this: Putin himself is on the server, building a giant statue of himself out of diamonds and obsidian. And then he starts roasting the West in the chat, calling them all noobs and challenging them to a PvP battle. It’s pure chaos, but in a totally awesome way.

But wait, there’s more! Kim Jong-un shows up out of nowhere, riding a creeper like it’s his trusty steed. He’s got a whole army of zombie pigmen following him around, ready to take on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker full of treasure and traps that only the bravest players can uncover.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a UN speech from Russia, then this is the place for you. Join now and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Farms Harvested:	159
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Crops Grown:	9374	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magic Items Found:	1520
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Buildings Constructed:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Towns Built:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	62
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Void Gems Collected:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Animals Bred:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Buildings Constructed:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	129
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ores Mined:	4579
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2452
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.