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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 797 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
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