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System Shock Remake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, slow, dark shooters that lack any excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the complete opposite of that! We’ve turned the game into a ridiculously colorful and fast-paced dungeon crawler that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.

So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CivWorld Minecraft server

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CivWorld is a civilization server where you can have fun with friends and improve your Minecraft skills with our challenging challenges!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crops Grown:	1739
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Arab Oasis Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even American right wingers are joining in on the fun! With only 24% of Arabs in the US being Muslim, you can bet that our server is full of surprises. Who knew Arab Muslims could be so wild in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a crazy adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Arab Muslims. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Limbus Company General – Minecraft SMP #2027

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where we have Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even a Barber of La Manchaland Outis!

But wait, there’s more! We have target extractions like hunting down Faust and fixing office fixtures with FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. It’s a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And don’t forget, this server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect some epic spoilers along the way. But hey, who needs a tutorial when you can just jump in and figure it out as you go, right?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on this insane adventure. Download the game, follow us on social media, and get ready to laugh your way through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. See you in the world of chaos and hilarity!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most scrungly Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just play Minecraft, we live Minecraft. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like /lig/ but in Minecraft form. We only accept players who have at least 500 diamonds in their inventory at all times. Gotta flex those riches, am I right? – Want to shill your 499 diamond oshi? Sorry, not on this server. We only accept the crème de la crème of Minecraft players. You gotta be a Minecraft partner or the equivalent in numbers to even think about joining. – Our player rankings are off the charts! Just like how we rank indie vtubers, we rank our players based on how many creepers they’ve defeated. It’s a tough competition, but hey, that’s the price of being a Minecraft VIP. – Non-English players are welcome too! We have players from all over the world, each bringing their own unique playstyle to the server. From Japanese redstone masters to Chinese mining experts, we’ve got it all. – And don’t even get me started on the exclusive Minecraft mods we have. From Koikatsu cards for some spicy Minecraft fun to a Wheel of Names to decide who gets the last enchanted apple, we’ve got everything you need for a wild Minecraft adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the scrungly Edition like never before! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dimension Hops:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Audio Through Controller Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness that goes down on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server. And if you can find it, you’ll be treated to the ultimate dance-off with the creepers and skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Powerman 5000 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the powerman 5000 of vidya games! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. That’s right, we’ve got the stamp of approval from the legendary Minecraft ghost.

– Our admins are like real-life wizards, granting wishes left and right. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? No problem! Just ask and you shall receive.

– We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

– Our server is so popular, even Notch himself logs on to play. He’s always looking for new ideas for updates, and where better to find inspiration than our crazy world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TextingTomfoolery Minecraft SMP

Communication, DATING, don’t hate me, don’t know what to say, don’t want to bother, emotional struggle, fear of rejection, love and relationships, mfw, Minecraft, mixed signals, overthinking, putting in effort, reaching out, relationship, relationship dynamics, romantic dilemma, self-doubt, smp, text him, texting anxiety, TextingTomfoolery, uncertainty

Are you tired of feeling like you’re the only one putting in effort in your relationships? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only effort you need to put in is building the most epic bases and trolling your friends! Don’t worry about bothering anyone with texts, just hop on our server and let the fun begin. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a diamond sword-wielding warrior. Join now and never feel like you’re the only one putting in effort again!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixel Planet Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where 25% of the planet is Indian and 25% is Muslim! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our Indian players have mastered the art of building intricate temples and palaces that will make your jaw drop. Plus, they throw the most epic Bollywood dance parties in the virtual world!

– Our Muslim players have created stunning mosques and bustling marketplaces that will transport you to another world. And rumor has it, they have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual biryani you’ll ever taste.

– But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja pandas who roam the land, protecting players from creepers and other pesky mobs. Trust me, you’ll want these furry friends by your side.

So come join our crazy, diverse Minecraft community and experience a world like no other. Who knew building blocks could be this much fun?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CUBEVILLE – vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft server

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Pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Logs `/co i` are available to each player

Ps before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on discord.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than your future! Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – the ultimate squad ready to take on any creepers or zombies that come their way.

But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner includes the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – perfect for slicing and dicing your way through any obstacles in your path.

Join us for the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battle between candy-loving skeletons and rose-wielding witches. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – because who doesn’t love free stuff? Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems are up for grabs in all regions. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more diamonds and less disappointment.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm filled with enchanted pigs and talking sheep. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Upset AEW Fan Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, scandalous love triangles involving villagers, and intense debates over whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just looking for a hug. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the drama on our server – it’s more entertaining than a wrestling match between a chicken and a cow! So come on and join us, because on our server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT trap is the drama!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kitchen Supply Robbery Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will whisk you away to a world of endless fun and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your blocky escapades!

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty whisk (yes, we provide all players with their very own enchanted whisk for maximum kitchen chaos).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret recipe for the most delicious cake in all of Minecraftia. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate baking champion?

So come on, don’t be a whisk-taker, join our server today and let the culinary craziness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

It’s Minecraft SMP Time, Baby!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft players looking for a wild and crazy time!

Join us on this epic Minecraft SMP where we are dedicated to the craft of building and battling. Just like Floyd Mayweather dedicated himself to boxing for 19 years, we dedicate ourselves to creating the most insane structures and taking on epic challenges in the game.

Our team is like no other, led by the legendary Al Haymon and supported by Uncle Roger and our fearless leader, Floyd Mayweather himself. Mayweather Promotions may be the past, present, and future of boxing, but on our server, we are the past, present, and future of Minecraft madness!

Forget about Conor Magrayga or Maygrega, their names carry no weight here. We only care about players who can make $250 Million in diamonds in one night! So if you think you have what it takes to join the Money Team and take on the wildest adventures in Minecraft, then come on over and show us your hard work and dedication. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	3