Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

femboxsmp.net

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

axecraft.xyz:19042

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Crops Grown:	5842
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

play.mcdaily.online

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ores Mined:	9862	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

wosk.revivehost.net

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Votes:	3756	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	242	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1650
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Items Found:	5821	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Divine Spears Created:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crops Grown:	2098
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2543
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2310	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9348
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Towns Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net