Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Votes:	7258	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	149
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	230
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Towns Built:	7

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Astral Projections Made:	0

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	5762
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Farms Harvested:	908	Void Gems Collected:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magic Items Found:	1247
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crops Grown:	1186
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Zombie Dances:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	146	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimension Hops:	3

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net