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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	8356	Players Killed by Monsters:	3160
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9605	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Items Found:	3984

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Zombie Dances:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchantments Applied:	286
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Towns Built:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8709	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Items Found:	6815
Farms Harvested:	105	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ores Mined:	2318
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Potions Brewed:	196	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Items Found:	6521	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
New Chunks Explored:	314438	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	1027	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Love Letters Sent:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3996
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Runes Activated:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	204	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Enchantments Applied:	119
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7220
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net