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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Animals Bred:	181	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Farms Harvested:	952	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Items Found:	5095	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

play.noblerealms.com

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	4610
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

freakplot.minecraft.best

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Play.LeviathanOG.Ro

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

play.vexalmc.co

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Towns Built:	6

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6217
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Items Found:	4385
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Void Armor Forged:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Towns Built:	8

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Potions Brewed:	102	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Towns Built:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com