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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Star Shards Collected:	178	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Farms Harvested:	821

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	New Chunks Explored:	401319
Buildings Constructed:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88r7v7q2NTs&ab_channel=YOMMC DayZ Description: Mode based on DayZ, Unturned, Rust, and Escape from Tarkov. Survive in a dangerous world and make it to evac alive with all your loot. PvP and PvE threats, bosses, and a massive open world.WarZone PvP WarZone PvP is a massive Kit PvP type server with guns and levelsInfernal Realms Infernal Realms is an MMO RPG PvP Adventure server! You pick a class, fight monsters, level up, conquer dungeons and bosses, create and rule towns, command armies, unlock gear, wage war and become King of the realm! The fun never ends on Infernal Realms!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.