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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Castaway is a 1.20 Earth & Oneblock Survival server where you can play on and explore a 1:1000 recreation of Earth in Minecraft! We have vehicles, custom armor, custom tools, 3d hats, land claiming, chest shops, and more!Feel free to check out how to join on bedrock here: https://castaway.gg/play/

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.