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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

– 24/7 uptime! – A friendly, mature, and helpful staffing team with a brilliant active player community! – NPC & community-driven gyms! – 24-hr support ticket system! – A FREE RANK AND KIT to all our discord members – DAILY rare candies, vote keys and a FREE shiny! – Discord contests and giveaways! – RPG Trainer leveling and Pokedex rewards! – Great donor perks and rewards! – Weekly events and minigames open to all players! – Nations – No need to worry about griefers, create towns with friends!So what are you waiting for?! Come join our growing family at **play.thenodemc.com**!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

MC-Ages is a growing network, all running on the latest Minecraft version – 1.20.x. Why not come and explore our servers. You can also choose from Minigames (Park Age), Skyblock, OneBlock, Towny, Industrial (survival), or our Dark Server, a twist on survival. If you like getting involved in a fun community, building, farming and completing quests, why not come and give our small but growing community a try – come and join us!!* Work your way through our custom ranks (Towny, Industrial, Oneblock & Skyblock). * Battle your way to the top of the MCMMO rankings – all servers. * Learn to fight the boss mobs and complete their quests. * Go mining, discover the hidden nightmares in the catacombs. * Earn extra money through Jobs (Towny Industrial Oneblock & Skyblock). * Rise to the challenge of our other in-game quests/challenges. * Try your hand at our upgraded vanilla fishing – custom fish etc. We are looking forward to saying hello.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Ores Mined:	8511	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

* Connect: mc.piratemc.com * Website: https://www.piratemc.com * Discord: https://discord.piratemc.com * Rules: https://piratemc.com/information/rules/ * Live Map: https://piratemc.com/map/ * Getting Started: https://piratemc.com/guides/getting-started/ * Detailed Guides: https://piratemc.com/guides/PirateCraft is a Pirate themed Minecraft survival server. We are a 5 year tight-knit community that’s developed over the years into a wonderful family. Our ethos for running PirateCraft is to have a permanent map that isn’t ever Reset, builds will be kept and protected, you can disappear for 3 months and come back to carry on where you left off! We’ve had players come back after 3 years and continue where they left off! The world doesn’t get stale, Land & abandoned claims are regenerated over time to keep it fresh and clean, players can request Claims and Land to be removed and regenerated by our Staff Team.Staff act like police, they only intervene when asked, you are mostly left to make your own way in PirateCraft, be it Solo or an Empire. We have a rich History documented over the years on our Wiki https://wiki.piratemc.com/PirateCraft_Timeline

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A cozy Swedish Minecraft Survival Server where you can play openly and freely like in Vanilla Singleplayer but with people from all over the country. Of course we have rules: mucraft.se/reglerWe want to try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but still make the experience interesting & unique. Therefore, we have implemented i.a. Economy that the players themselves run!Grief/Theft – Never allowed. You can easily protect (claim) your area yourself. Economy – Earn money by voting or selling materials to other players or the server. PvP – PvP exists and must be kept to the arena in spawn!We also have various events from time to time, such as building competitions, lotto and parkour competitions where it is usually streamed and where you have the chance to win nice, nice prizes!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	951	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Our flagship PvE SpongeForge Server hosting “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods and a wide range of mods such as Mekanism, Thermal Expansion, Applied Energistics 2, Thaumcraft 6, Botania, Ender IO, Industrial Foregoing, IndustrialCraft² and so much more! Explore space With GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets and get ready to build a nuclear reactor, extreme reactor or even a fusion reactor to power your whole base. Join a community of seasoned factory builders and artistic builds, adding detail to your bases using Chisel & Bits, and trade resources at the player-owned Shops!Download this amazing modpack from TechnicPack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/the-1122-pack/Download this amazing modpack from CurseForge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-1122-pack/Join our Multiplayer Server: the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.