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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5799 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.
Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.
