Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Finmine

    Finmine

    Finmine is a small, welcoming Vanilla Minecraft Server that’s been around since 2011. If you’re looking to meet new people and become part of a close-knit community, then Finmine is the server for you! And while our player base is large, our server is never too crowded, making it a great environment for players who find larger servers overwhelming.What we have to offer: – Vanilla Survival + Economy, Jobs, & Player Warps – 2 Creative Worlds – Minigames – Discord Community + Game Nights & Events – Dedicated StaffCome and join the fun! We hope to see you soon.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 193 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pvp Legends

    Pvp Legends

    Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Nucklung Junior High School

    Nucklung Junior High School

    Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 289 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Wvnderland

    Wvnderland

    Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Lightcraft

    Lightcraft

    > Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • DreamCraftMC

    DreamCraftMC

    “Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ores Mined: 9651
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NightwolfMC

    NightwolfMC

    NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 253
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Elysium

    Elysium

    A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Local craft

    Local craft

    Survival in its purest form, our goal is to make you feel the nostalgia when you are in our server, we also have the Bed Wars and Parkour mode to have a good time playing with your friends!JAVA IP: lokalcraft.com BEDROCK IP: lokalcraft.com PORT: 25571→ Java & Bedrock → Version 1.17 & 1.20.1 → 24/7 No premium and premium → Survival → Bed Wars → Parkour → Custom enchants → House protection → Economy → Shop → Crates

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NobleRealms

    NobleRealms

    We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • freakplot

    freakplot

    Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • LeviathanOG

    LeviathanOG

    The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • VexalMC

    VexalMC

    VexalMC Cross-Platform | Survival | Creative | Earth | Prison | SkyBlock | KitPvP | Minigames | & MoreIP: play.vexalmc.co Bedrock IP: bedrock.vexalmc.co | Port: 19132 Wiki: https://wiki.vexalmc.co Discord: https://discord.io/vexalmc Shop: https://store.vexalmc.co/Server Versions: – Survival -> 1.19+ – Earth -> 1.19+ – Creative -> 1.8+ – Hide & Seek -> 1.8+ – KitPvP -> 1.8+ – Prison -> 1.8+ – SkyBlock -> 1.8+Hope to see you soon on our server!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Transcendence Survival Project

    Transcendence Survival Project

    We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • OhanaCraft

    OhanaCraft

    We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Zombie Dances: 6 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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