Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Keinett

    Keinett

    Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 174 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FAIZ SMP

    FAIZ SMP

    FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 412206
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ArborMC

    ArborMC

    Welcome to ArborMC ArborMC is a bedrock & Java Crossplay Minecraft Server so anyone can join! [​PC, mobile, console anyone literally!]

    Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PhantasyMC

    PhantasyMC

    PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • TerraMC

    TerraMC

    Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CosmicX

    CosmicX

    CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • OnePlanet

    OnePlanet

    Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • To End All Wars

    To End All Wars

    The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ForestSurvival

    ForestSurvival

    A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 359 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Emerald Earth

    Emerald Earth

    Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Builders Forge

    Builders Forge

    Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Mines Excavated: 2507

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • waffle&sonne minecraft

    waffle&sonne minecraft

    waffle&sonne minecraft Server Type: Survival IP: wafflesonne.com Server Version: 1.19.2 Java (1.9+ java and the latest version can enter bedrock; tlauncher/crack/pirate can enter) About you:kucuk survival server. It revives the free economy experience with regular spawns divided into plots, shops, and currency indexed to diamonds. There is a tournament every weekend where everyone enters alone with their own items. Some Systems on the Server: claim, economy, shop, casino, tournament, arena, pvp (item drops in pvp outside the arena), getting married, regular spawn, buying and selling real estate, cheat protection, opening boxes, various rare dragons and loot, keepinventory, hard difficulty , mcMMO (skill), trade, clan, revive, 32 viewing distance, premium can be entered without registration

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PlayUHC

    PlayUHC

    UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Pixelmon Reforged

    Pixelmon Reforged

    Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Underground Antics

    Underground Antics

    Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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