Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Runes Activated: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • OniCraft

    OniCraft

    Come check out any of our servers! They all work on a Grey-list feature, meaning you can log into the servers, move around, test the latency, and check out spawn, all without being white-listed. Once you are registered and promoted to member on our site, you can build, claim land, and use the numerous features that set us apart from other servers. If you are looking to go straight for the application page, you can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/join.

    Make sure to check out our Guide to Oni, listing the rules, features, and other info regarding our servers. You can find it at www.oniclangaming.com/guide.

    Use the IP(s) below to log in! OniCraft Server IP: OniCraft.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Bukkit Vanilla) OniTech Server IP: OniTech.OniClanGaming.com (Free to play Technic Mod-Pack) Mumble IP: central1.voice.enjin.com:60645 (Free to use Voice Chat) Website: www.oniclangaming.com (Free to use WebsiteForums) Server Stream: www.twitch.tv/camtaro

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Nova Survival

    Nova Survival

    Nova Survival is a plugin based server. Survival mechanics as well as other mechanics of Minecraft have been changed. Staff is extremely helpful when it comes to this due to the extreme content there is in the plugins we use. We look forward to seeing you come on the server!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Mine Mine no Mi Server

    Mine Mine no Mi Server

    Just a mine mine no mi server. It’s run on aternos so we will have to try to keep it up as long as possible.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Vcraft enhanced survival

    Vcraft enhanced survival

    Come in Come all to your enhanced Survival Experience with jobs and a sustainable econ you will enjoy every aspect of this Minecraft server!! We have plugins such as gravestone so your items never despawn and your items cannot be stolen! Jobs to prop up the ever-growing survival economy and a community of family friendly Players!!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Falling into the Void: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024!

    The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024!
    The Atlas Project | Custom SMP Server | Coming March 16, 2024! Minecraft ServerWelcome to the Atlas Project!

    Server Address/IP

    play.mc-atlas.com

    We are currently in a dev period. The server will return officially on March 16. Our Closed Beta begins on February 17. If you want more information on the server’s release, feel free to reach out to our Discord!

    >> Server Album << 

    >> Wiki << >> Discord << >> Rules <<

    “So…you have arrived upon this world of Atlas? Sadly that means your old world is no more. This new world you have washed up on has plunged into all-out war.

    You are not the first refugee to be saved from destruction by the Obelisk – and you will not be the last. For fifteen years, we have been the keepers of the Obelisk, the harbingers of lost souls like you. Some have integrated into our people. Others have struck out into the harsh and brutal world of Atlas to build empires of their own. Fewer yet have succeeded.

    But an evil force is gaining power in the world, threatening to undo the very fabric of reality itself. Centuries ago, the Arkayo nearly succeeded in summoning their brutal god of chaos into this world. And after all this time, hidden in exile, I fear they are close to summoning him once again.

    Grieve quickly for your old world, for there is little time. We have saved you from the brink of destruction, traveler… now it is you who must save us…”

    Atlas is an immersive MC experience like no other. A custom nation creation system, mixed with the rich backstory and quest progression of an MMORPG, make for a world that MC players of any style can enjoy!

    Players find themselves as refugees from their ruined worlds, arriving in the world of Atlas just in time to see the resurgence of a dangerous cult, thought to be eradicated long ago. Through exploration of the unique, hand-painted world, completing the hundreds of available quests across dozens of NPC towns, and even building their own nations to compete on the world stage, players must make choices that affect their gameplay and reputation throughout Atlas and craft their own unique legacy!

    Featuring a series of custom-made, never-before-seen plugins, players can do anything from discovering dozens of new ores and alloys through smelting, to training in robust schools of magic, to smuggling goods and sparking economic warfare. The possibilities are endless!

    Join Atlas today and craft your legacy! Adventure awaits….

    Custom and Featured Mechanics

    * Found Nations and Towns.

    * Player-Driven Diplomacy

    * Unique Crafting Skills: Smeltery, Tannery, Brewery, and Cooking.

    * Dynamic Economy.

    * Custom Gear System

    * Magic and Spellcasting.

    * Massive Dungeons.

    * Hundreds of Quests.

    * Legendary Items.

    * Custom Crops and Agriculture.

    * Extensive Lore & RP Events.

    * 100+ Unique Fish.

      Admins: Ajaxan, Iyoforeayo, Tyrriel, Wizardteepot, Terryn, Aestrus, xXBelocXx

      Renders: GuildsMC

      Updated October 30, 2024

      Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
      Rating: 4.9 / 5
      Magic Items Found: 6677 Potions Brewed: 88
      Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

      Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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    • MonsterCraft

      MonsterCraft

      Updated October 30, 2024

      Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
      Rating: 4.6 / 5
      Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
      Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Gods Slained: 2

      Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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    • Xylo OP Network | Hacking Allowed | Semi-Anarchy | SMP | Slime Fun |1.9+ | 1.8 PvP | No lag | Kit PVP | OP anarchy | Vanilla anarchy | No Map resets | Full size map | In-Game Shop |

      Xylo OP Network | Hacking Allowed | Semi-Anarchy | SMP | Slime Fun |1.9+ | 1.8 PvP | No lag | Kit PVP | OP anarchy | Vanilla anarchy | No Map resets | Full size map | In-Game Shop |

      Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17Bedrock port: 25799

      Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

      Store: xylosmp.tebex.io

      Features:

        1.8 combatCraftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe)Custom enchantsMC Versions 1.9.4+OP in game kitsOP Anarchy server (Custom enchants, Slime fun, Jobs, OP mobs, etc)Vanilla anarchy Server (No kits, No shop, No Slime fun. 100% Vanilla.)Kit PvP serverHacks allowed (Minus fly hacks)Cross play (Bedrock and java compatible)Good and Fair EconomyEnd and nether enabledLag freeVoting rewards with /voteServer shopAnd much more!!

        At XyloSMP, we strive to give you the best Anarchy experience. We are a semi-anarchy server, so that means 99% of everything goes. So, what are you waiting for!?!? Join us today!

      Updated October 30, 2024

      Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
      Rating: 4.3 / 5
      Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
      Enchantments Applied: 241 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

      Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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    • PianMC

      PianMC

      — PianMC Server — PianMC is a small server on which you can primarily play survival in vanilla style. But there are additional features such as money, warps, GUIs etc. In between there are always little mini-games that are preferably self-developed and invented!

      (The goal of our server is to have a community – albeit a small one – that plays actively and relatively frequently on our server. It is not our intention to have as many players as possible! You can apply at any time in our forum. The template should be used! To become a team member, a Discord account and the use of Discord are MANDATORY! Everyone else is of course very welcome :D)

      You can reach us for further information on Discord, in the forum or on the website: http://s.PianMC.tk/discord http://s.PianMC.tk/forum http://s.PianMC.tk/oldforum http://PianMC.tk

      You can easily report players with a /ticket or on Discord.

      Updated October 30, 2024

      Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
      Rating: 4.6 / 5
      Dragons Tamed: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
      Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

      Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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    • Dog lifesteal

      Dog lifesteal

      Hello my server is Doglifetake and the owner is dogteam65 We are hiring all positions We are under development

      Updated October 30, 2024

      Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
      Rating: 4.7 / 5
      Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
      Meteorites Collected: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

      Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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    • A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}

      A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}
      Hello gamers,

      Thank you for taking the time to read this. We have been working on A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door for over three years. The main benefits of us over other “Anarchy without hax” servers is the following:

        Extremely high mob spawn rate (70 mobs can spawn around each player).

        Up to 16 chunk view distance (most servers have it set to 6).

        Survival spawn with no rules on what you can build, grief, or say.

        No use of teleport to cheat the feel of vanilla minecraft. (no tpa, no sethome etc)

        Active staff that run build events.

        Automated contests at spawn to encourage people to interact. (Custom scripted my wilder0p).

        Lobby where you can afk and interact with other players when you are tired of survival.

        Ranks based on time played, players killed, time played without dying.

        No pay to win crap in the survival world.

      Server info

      Host/IP: lawlessmc.com (THIS IS OUR IP, USE THIS TO CONNECT)

      Discord: https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK

      Running: 1.19.4

      Location: Montreal, Canada

      Difficulty: Hard.

      Rule(s): Cheating = Perma ban, if you’re not sure if it’s cheating, it’s probably cheating.

      Clients permitted: Optifine, Vanilla

      Updated October 30, 2024

      Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
      Rating: 4.6 / 5
      Chimeras Created: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
      Animals Bred: 112 Mines Excavated: 1948

      Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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    • ParrotSMP

      ParrotSMP

      The ParrotSMP is a public origins smp without any mods needed to join. On this smp, there are different origins that you can pick from at the start of the game with unique abilities. Our smp is cross-play, meaning you can join on all versions of Minecraft. There is no keep inventory when killed by a player, encouraging pvp and competition. We have a great and active community and we hope you join!

      Updated October 30, 2024

      Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
      Rating: 4.2 / 5
      Buildings Constructed: 26 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
      Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

      Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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    • The Brothercraft Network

      The Brothercraft Network

      Welcome to Brothercraft, the network of community-based minecraft servers!

      Ever played on a massive minecraft server with hundreds of people yet still felt alone? In most of the mega-servers today, there isn’t really any room for a sense of community since there are too many people. Though here at Brothercraft, we focus on the community aspect of the game: meeting new people, exploring around with friends, or even up to crazy antics – it’s all about the community.

      We have the following types of servers joined in a hub: -Survival -Creative -Hardcore

      Updated October 30, 2024

      Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
      Rating: 4.1 / 5
      Dragons Tamed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6
      Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

      Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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    • PvPBulgaria

      PvPBulgaria

      PvPBulgaria is a HardCorePvP server offering an amazing PvP experience.Our server is unlike most servers, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers. Some features that set us apart from other servers are:

      – Nonstop PvP @ spawn – War! – Raiding/Grief – Non Protection for Homes and Etc.. – Best donator ranks, commands, kits, events and etc. – No PvP lag – Big and Beautiful WarZone – Parkour – Beautiful Warps for Events, PvP and More… Server Ip: mc.pvpbulgaria.eu Site: www.pvpbulgaria.eu

      Updated October 30, 2024

      Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
      Rating: 4.7 / 5
      Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
      Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

      Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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    • NeworldCraft x Vanillamc

      NeworldCraft x Vanillamc
      VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique PlanetsEarth: This contains cities, many plugins.

      VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins.

      Pollux: Very hard, lots of loot.

      Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMinigames: Tennis, COD Zombies, Fishing and more!Discord: discord.gg/stpKN7Svsa

      Earth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

      100% free to play, 100% uptime. Dedicated Admins & Owner.

      [ Now hiring ]

      Updated October 30, 2024

      Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
      Rating: 4.2 / 5
      Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
      Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

      Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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    • Woozyland

      Woozyland

      Survivel zombie map gathers supplies before nightfall. Explore and find secrets around the map team or kill other players.

      Updated October 30, 2024

      Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
      Rating: 4.4 / 5
      Potions Brewed: 120 Crops Grown: 8823
      Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

      Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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