Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ores Mined: 2879 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 5531 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Torrent Network | Java/Bedrock | 1.17 -> 1.20.4 | Survival | Creative | Lifesteal

    Torrent Network | Java/Bedrock | 1.17 -> 1.20.4 | Survival | Creative | Lifesteal
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    Torrent Network – Where escapism goes to die.

    Discover the secrets of alien influence and become immersed in our smart features on Torrent Network. We offer 3 highly developed Minecraft servers with ZERO LAG – Survival, Lifesteal, and Creative.

    Server Address: play.torrentsmp.com

    Minecraft Version: Java 1.17 -> 1.20.4, Bedrock 1.20.0 -> 1.20.60

    Port for Bedrock: 19132

    Features:

    Survival – A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.

    Creative – Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; most use this server to plan epic builds or collaborate in creative mode.

    Lifesteal – An extremely engaging and popular gamemode with a twist. This lifesteal server is also an MMORPG with custom adventure maps, original MMO skills, quests, and of course, the lifesteal gamemode. If you die you lose a heart, but if you kill a player you steal theirs. You can also craft hearts and revive beacons or earn them on adventures. STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT | OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

    We are a public network. Anyone can join, but we ask that you read the rules under the Server Rules tab and join our Discord if you want to. We are an active engaged community, so reach out and we will be happy to help! Want to read some more detailed guides about our systems? Check out our wiki!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ECB Network

    ECB Network

    ==ECB Network== Here at ECB we have the highest of standards for our servers. We currently have a Prison server, custom COD Zombies server, Survival server, Skyblock server, and an Alpha RPG Server!

    Sadly, we no longer have Heist. Sorry everyone!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • OneBlock

    OneBlock

    This Oneblock server has Custom enchants, voting systems, Custom commands, Ranks, and if theres any help with the servers problem we have 3 admins and you can go to the discord and ask for help.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Mythic Network

    Mythic Network

    Mythic, without a doubt, stands as the crowning jewel among Minecraft servers in Australia. It proudly holds the title of being the largest and most advanced modern Minecraft server in the entire country. This magnificent virtual realm offers an unparalleled gaming experience that is bound to captivate players from all walks of life. One of the standout features of Mythic is its incredible Duels mode, which stands head and shoulders above the rest. Bursting at the seams with an abundance of exhilarating minigames and party support, Duels mode takes competitive gameplay to new heights. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a budding adventurer, this mode will keep you on the edge of your seat, providing countless hours of thrilling entertainment. But that’s not all. Mythic is also home to a Survival server that boasts an array of unique features, setting it apart from other servers in the Minecraft universe. Step into this immersive world, and you’ll find yourself surrounded by a rich tapestry of possibilities. From custom-built landscapes to innovative gameplay mechanics, the Survival server offers an extraordinary experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. No matter which gameplay mode you choose to embark upon, one thing is for certain: Mythic guarantees an unforgettable time. Immerse yourself in its meticulously crafted digital realm, where imagination knows no bounds and adventure awaits at every turn. The dedicated team behind Mythic has poured their heart and soul into curating an extraordinary Minecraft server that caters to the desires of players seeking the absolute best. So, why wait any longer? The opportunity to experience the pinnacle of Minecraft gaming in Australia is just a few clicks away. Join Mythic today and prepare to be whisked away on a thrilling journey through the virtual landscapes of this remarkable server. Brace yourself for a gaming experience like no other, as you delve into the endless wonders that await you within the expansive world of Mythic. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the best that Australia has to offer in the realm of Minecraft.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NokBox

    NokBox

    BoxPvP Server in Spanish with a variety of kits and a good community.————————————- ————————————————– ——–

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Midpoint

    Midpoint

    Welcome to Midpoint, a server where every player can create their own legacy.(Its NOT mid btw)

    – Java IP –midpointmc.net– Bedrock IP –midpointmc.net | Port: 25565

    Below we present you the reasons to pick Midpoint as the server to play on:

    The 6 Pro’s:

      Running 24/7 Since July 23rd, 2023Java Edition & Bedrock Edition are both supported.Friendly & Active Community: Be part of our welcoming, positive, and engaging environment.Up to 24 chunk view distance, much more than other servers!Player driven economy, you can set up a shop or trade with other players. Grow the economy!No trade restrictions! If you’ve got something you can trade it.

    The 6 No’s:

      No teleporting such as /home, /tpa, or /warp. You’ve got ender pearls for that.No Pay-to-Win garbage here.No crates, silly ranks, McMMO, or other unnecessary features.No map resets ever. What you build is here to stay.No disregard for server history and players’ creations.No chat reports! This means that we handle it ourselves.

    Create your own religion or union and recruit members. Join a pre-existing group and help out other players. Take the Shrekists for example. Maybe you could join them? Oppose them? That’s up to you to decide. Explore the server map and discover unique items and puzzles throughout the world. Diamonds have become the currency of choice, driving the player economy. This server allows you to easily and seamlessly protect portions of the world from other players with the use of protection blocks, which can be purchased at spawn. The server map is also available for you to use to better familiarize yourself with the server world. View it HERE.

    Please join our Discord server to stay up to date with the latest shenanigans and for instant support by clicking HERE.

    Log on and cement your place in our server history today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • 🪙 DOGECRAFT [1.20.2] 👻JOIN HALLOWEEN EVENT TODAY!👻

    🪙 DOGECRAFT [1.20.2] 👻JOIN HALLOWEEN EVENT TODAY!👻
    🪙 DOGECRAFT Join Today!

    ⚔RPG

    🕵️‍♂️Daily&Weekly quests, Level up jobs, craft powerful items, Rankup for bonuses.👈

    IP: pmc.dogecraft.netWebsite: dogecraft.net/?source=pmcRules: dogecraft.net/wiki/rules?ref=navbar&source=pmcDiscord: discord.gg/qGPYcVT

    About us:Dogecraft is a Survival Minecraft server made in 2018 for people to enjoy not only the game but also the people they play with. We have decided to rework the system to give players more end-game options on what they wish to do with their lives and therefore make their lives easier.

    We offer:> Jobs> Friendly> Ranks> Player Shops> Custom Items> Custom Crafting> Extreme Fishing> Events> Pve/Player Duels> Residences and a towny like experience!> Land-Claim > Furniture> No P2W> Cosmetics> Hard difficulty Survival> Dungeons> Towny

    Thank you for playing and being a part of Dogecraft and welcome to the community

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Falling into the Void: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MCToday

    MCToday

    Server Introduction MCToday is a mixed type server, It has many villages, towns & cities, Some of the main are Riverstone, Holdsworth & Sundae. MCToday contains many attractions like our new PVP arena made by a community member. We are a growing community with amazing staff & members, strong economy & no lag!

    The Rules MCToday has similar rules to pretty much every other server, we expect you to respect our rules in order to play the server. 1) Do not use inappropriate language anywhere on the server or website. 2) Do not be racist, sexual or offensive to other players. 3) Do not grief outside of factions. 4) Respect other players to be respected. 5) Do not spam anywhere on the server or website, spamming includes CAPS. 6) Do not use any hacks or cheats. (Nodus is an example) 7) Do not bug other players for stuff or items. 8) Do not ask for ranks, items, cash, EXP or creative mode. We do not give stuff out for free. 9) You are allowed to steal from chests if the user didn’t bother to lock it. 10) You should only free build outside of the spawn city gates.

    We look forward to seeing you on the server! -Staff

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • OderCraft

    OderCraft

    OderCraft is an online dating / roleplay server. The goal of OderCraft is to become the #1 Minecraft Online Dating Server. We have pets, cars, marriage plugins, roleplay commands, purchasable apartments, furniture, a unique community, and more. This server is nothing like any other server you’ve played on before.

    We are a sanctuary for all minecraft players to socialize.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • FurryMC

    FurryMC

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    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • DWO – Doctor Who Minecraft Server

    DWO – Doctor Who Minecraft Server

    DWO - Doctor Who Minecraft Server Minecraft Server

    DWO - Doctor Who Minecraft Server Minecraft Server

    Looking to appeal a ban? Please don’t post here!We won’t respond to people trying to get unbanned here, we have a proper place for those on our forums where we will reply to them all equally. Please ask there!Appeal here!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Vanarchy

    Vanarchy

    Vanilla Anarchy | Vanarchy Public! | Lifesteal+ Infuse SMP| Custom Enchants, Higher Level Enchants! | We need 15 ACTIVE MEMBERS to start the season! Make sure to Invite your friends! (Join the Discord!)

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ⚔️SiphonMC SMP Network⚔️ | Crossplay | Lifesteal | Survival | Custom Bosses/DUNGEONS | 5000+Jobs/Quest | Player Reward System |

    ⚔️SiphonMC SMP Network⚔️ | Crossplay | Lifesteal | Survival | Custom Bosses/DUNGEONS | 5000+Jobs/Quest | Player Reward System |
    ⚔️SiphonMC SMP Network⚔️ | Crossplay | Lifesteal | Survival | Custom Bosses/DUNGEONS | 5000+Jobs/Quest | Player Reward System | Minecraft Server🌐 IP: pmc.SiphonMC.net

    🎮 Version: Java Edition 1.20.1/Bedrock

    🌍 Server Location: USA

    🌲Survival SMP 🌲 JUST RELEASED TODAY!!!

    🔹 Minions 🤖: Hire little minions to perform tasks for you automatically, such as mining, building, and breeding animals!

    🔹 Claiming System 🚩: Protect your hard work! Raiding is not allowed, and players can claim land to keep their builds safe from griefing.

    🔹 Improved Auction House 🏷️: Buy and sell items with ease through our revamped Auction House!

    🔹 Custom Enchants ✨: Enhance your gear with unique custom enchantments and explore our custom enchanting system!

    🔹 Boss Fights 🐲: Take on powerful bosses in epic battles and claim valuable loot as your reward!

    🔹 Clan System 👥: Form alliances, create clans, and conquer the world together!

    🩸 Lifesteal Server 🩸

    🔹 Lifesteal SMP💔: Defeat opponents to steal their hearts and showcase your PvP skills!

    🔹 No Protections ⚔️: Unleash your combat prowess! There are no protections, making every encounter intense and thrilling.

    🔹 Daily Boss Fights 🔥: Prepare for epic daily battles against formidable bosses and claim their valuable loot!

    🔹 Custom Biomes and Structures 🏞️: Explore our unique world with custom biomes and structures to discover!

    🔹 Player Shops 🏪: Set up your own shops and participate in our player-driven economy!

    🌐 Join now and become part of our vibrant and welcoming community at Play.SiphonMC.net ! Whether you seek adventure in our Survival SMP or blood-pumping battles in our Lifesteal realm, SiphonMC awaits your arrival! 🎉

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5175 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Gamingaus.net

    Gamingaus.net

    Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play! Bukkit 24/7 Come play!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Gorium

    Gorium

    A survival server with several original mechanics, we have Warps for pvp and pve a 2-coin economy simultaneously. And what are you waiting for to enter?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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