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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	646532
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Players Killed by Monsters:	1664

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	3786
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.