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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crops Grown:	8389	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Void Armor Forged:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	872
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2537
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3943	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	726626
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	115
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2540	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.