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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Animals Bred:	175
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Void Armor Forged:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Potions Brewed:	159
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	701533	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	245	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7008
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.