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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1318
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
New Chunks Explored:	637397	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6621
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1369
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crops Grown:	1610
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.