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Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

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So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MomRageCraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your book choices? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all ages and genres of literature! We even have a special section for those who still enjoy reading children’s books past the recommended age range.

Our server is a safe space for bookworms of all ages, where you can build your own book-themed world and discuss your favorite stories with like-minded players. Plus, we have a secret underground library filled with rare and magical books waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where reading is always encouraged, no matter what age you are! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of books you can fit in your virtual backpack).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyTimeMachine

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Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Imagine a land where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build castles in the clouds, and battle evil zombie unicorns with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, we have unlimited resources and infinite possibilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas wear top hats and chickens can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious realm and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Nethria Network – Where Minecraft Factions Get More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera!

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Nethria Network Overview

Features	Description
No Gens	No automatic faction generators allowed
No Custom Enchants	Focusing on classic gameplay without custom enchantments
Balanced economy	Economic system designed for fair play
Custom World	One 6000×6000 world with unique adventures
Unique Features	New features like Mythic Spawners and Skills
Crates	Rewards for players
Vote rewards	Incentives for voting
Raid options	Multiple ways to raid factions
PVP	Gapple 1.8.8 PVP

Version: 1.8.8-1.8.9 (European server, great ping for most countries)

IP: play.nethria.pro

Watch Season 2 trailer: Trailer

Site: www.nethria.pro

Discord: discord.nethria.pro

FAQ

Q: What version is compatible with the server?

A: The server supports versions 1.8.8 to 1.8.9.

Q: Are there any custom enchantments?

A: No, the server focuses on classic gameplay without custom enchants.

Q: How can I earn rewards on the server?

A: You can earn rewards through voting or participating in in-game activities.

Q: Is the server EU-based?

A: Yes, the server is based in Europe with good ping for most countries.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Crops Grown:	7292
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies all while constrained by a time limit – talk about pressure! But don’t worry, with enough successful operations, you can liberate the entire galaxy.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll be completing objectives in procedurally generated areas, all while working together with your fellow players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so intense, it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s liberate the galaxy together! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and mind-bending?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ScanFailCraft

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Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ObsidianAddictz

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mines Excavated:	3139
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Skillful Question Master

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so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

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EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8520

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hold Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.