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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.

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DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Potions Brewed:	97
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	1669
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8747
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Votes:	1724
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3793
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
New Chunks Explored:	694298	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5906	Magic Items Found:	6518

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3538	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2371	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Animals Bred:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Void Armor Forged:	12

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	238	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9173
Alien Abductions:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Farms Harvested:	255
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ores Mined:	8007	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9468
Magic Items Found:	2888	Void Gems Collected:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com