Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	78	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Void Gems Collected:	32
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Magic Items Found:	7622
Crops Grown:	6202	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package!

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Dragons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Towns Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	197
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	206
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4056	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8481
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ores Mined:	2935
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Votes:	2417	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com