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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

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Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
New Chunks Explored:	73566	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Emeralds Found:	3529
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Farms Harvested:	170	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Items Found:	1425

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	173	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Gods Slained:	2
Animals Bred:	48	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Towns Built:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	2371
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7920	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

alliancecraft.net