Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package!

Reds Resort

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

mc.redsresort.com

Piglin

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	New Chunks Explored:	546306
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113

Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

mc.piglin.org

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchantments Applied:	183	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Animals Bred:	183

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sf4.craftersland.net

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3288
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	217
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Animals Bred:	190	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Crops Grown:	6607	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9919
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Votes:	8063

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Void Armor Forged:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	1544	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Votes:	2032

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga