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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3506 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Votes: | 7271 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
