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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7922 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
