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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7342 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1182 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 742728 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.